Strangely, most of the best government sanctioned information about Zombies has come out of Cold War era public service announcements. It’s important that you, fledgling Zombie survivor, watch as many of these videos as you can stomach. There are, however, a few that are absolutely critical – like this one, the “Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide.”
Well, if you want to be a Zombie Survivor, you need to survive and since the best way to learn about anything at all is from a guide . . . I think you see where I am going with this.
In the video above you will hear from esteemed General, Charles Braddock, who will teach you everything you need to know to make it out of a Zombie attack with your nibbly bits intact.