By now, whether you like it or not, most of you know what a p-Zombie is. You might be asking why we are focusing on this esoteric philosophical concept when there are veritable armies of the undead left to bludgeon. Well hold your horses Tex, maybe you don’t truly understand the scope of this problem.
Before you go out there swinging your pike all willy-nilly into the rotting torsos of the walking dead, you need to prepare. Oh, you might think that preparation is just buying a few extra clips and taking up Pilates but you would be woefully mistaken.
You are about to stare down the barrel of the Apocalypse kid, and chances are good that the first time you see a gas station set ablaze with the half-eaten corpses of the god-fearing splayed out amongst the torn bags of Doritos you are going to wet yourself. It happens to everyone and it’s OK.
You need to prepare your mind and philosophy is a great why to do it. If you are trying to work out whether Zombies, as mindless, soulless creatures are ethical culpable for their actions at least you won’t be voiding your bowls all over you last clean pair of jeans.
Since we don’t have time to give you a complete education in philosophy, we thought we’d pick a subject that is near and dear to our hearts – the Zombie.
So quit your belly-aching and read up, I’m sure next segment we’ll show you how to use a Katana again or something.