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68. Ten Worst Thing To Do During A Zombie Outbreak

Posted By 93 Studios On September 15, 2009 @ 2:00 pm In Frontpage,Zombies | No Comments

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One more survival guide from our friends at Zombiephiles. This is a guide to then ten worst things to do when facing down the Zombie Apocalypse [2]. Since we started this story we’ve tried to give you a pretty clear view of some of the major problems that other Zombie survivors have faced, but it never hurts to take a few more into account.

For example, this is a gem,

Don’t get sentimental. Zombies won’t.

Sure, it’s your house. Sure, they were your family and friends. But now it’s a zombie nest, and they’re zombies. Stick around, and your best chance is to become zombie food – worst case, you’ll end up a zombie like the rest. Zombies don’t have any feelings – neither should you.

They’re right. The thing we hear most from Zombie survivors is how hard it was the first time they had to kill a loved one in order to survive. Well, we understand but what you have to realize is that your loved one is dead. Critical research on the subject of Zombie biology has proven that Zombies have no cogent recognition of their lives before zombification, despite what you might believe they don’t know who you are nor do they really care. The best thing you can do is bring the shambler down so that he stops using your family member as a skin suit.

Also know that you aren’t alone, there are organizations out there to help Zombie survivors cope with the Zombie Apocalypse. If you need help, don’t be afraid to get it.

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