We end where we begin ladies and gentlemen. We’ve seen every type of Zombie you could imagine, we’ve traveled the world in search of love and beauty and the undead. We have even spent more time than most of you might have liked looking at Zombie’s as a philosophical concept. Now we are back to brass tacks, how do you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
Well, my friend, if you have learned nothing else from this story it should be that it all depends on what type of Zombies we are talking about. Will you run into a tried and true shambler, looking to feast on your brains or will you end up being confronted by one of the myriad of pseudo-Zombies with powers and abilities far beyond those of the “normal undead”?
It’s hard to tell, so all you can do is to gather as much information as you can and be prepared for anything.
I can’t tell you when the swarm of virus-enhanced flesh will descend upon your town but I can say that at least now you will be armed with the information you’ll need to spend the rest of your natural life wandering friendless and alone through the barren, blasted Wasteland that was once your life.