This is the website of Dwayne, The Goob, Gunderson. That’s me.
Now I used to be a peanut farmer at my uncle’s peanut farm outside of New Brockton, Alabama, where I spent all my life until just a few weeks ago. I lived there with my family and my dog Brutus and my best friend Billy, and with Grampa.. Here’s a picture of my house, and then one of Grampa doin what he likes most, sittin on the porch waiting for things to shoot.
But then on May fifth, I decided to leave my family and my home and go to Hawleewood to become one of them famous actors. I reckon that’s my destinee.
Now it didn’t start out too good, what with my losing all my clothes and money just after hitting the road, and I got rides with pig farmers and all sorts of smelly and strange people, and then I ate cracklins and didn’t know what they were..
But after that, things really started going my way, and I’ve met some mighty nice folks along the road such as ‘Two Guns’ from Lubbock, TX. His real name’s Pete though, and boy he sure does crack me up everytime you call him that!!
Before, when I was still living in New Brockton, I liked fishin’ with my best friend Billy and playing my guitar that my pa gave me before he died, but y’all know my heart’s always been in the movies. I guess you could say that’s really my biggest interest, seeing them actors and thinking one day I’ll go to Hawleewood and be one of them. And wouldya look at me now, I am nearly there. Hawleewood, here I come!
Magnus Jansson (Voices)