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39 Strange But True Newspaper Headlines

39 Strange But True Newspaper Headlines

We spent a lot of time on the gloom and doom surrounding the newspaper industry, but we can’t forget that newspapers have brought us some of the funniest moments this side of media. Here are just 39 of them.

Where possible, we have linked to the full article for context. Many of these articles are 8 to 10 years old, so they are not available online.

He was naked, on crack and in alligator’s mouth

He Was Naked, On Crack and in Alligator’s Mouth – Seattle Times

Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage – Daily Telegraph

British Helicopters Could Shoot Themselves Down — AFP

California Hopes For An Alien Invasion To Solve Jobs Crisis – Times Interface Supplement

Source – Random Factor

Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself

18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests – The Times

Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents – Reuters

Alien Gangs Prey On UK — Daily Mirror

Ten Commandments: Supreme Court Says Some OK, some not

Suspended MP Accused Of Telling A Hundred Lies — The Guardian

Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men — The Sunday Oregonian

Woman Tries to Give Away Dad on Internet — AP

Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser

Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing — D. Telegraph.

Divorce Is Like A Lonely Gerbil — Times

Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom — AP

Army Vehicle Disappears

Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife — Reuters

Rector With Crowbar Seeks To Lay Nun’s Ghost — Daily Graphic.

Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters

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Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls

Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head — AP

Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought — The Herald-News

Platform Shoes Claim Another Life — Reuters

Library vote upholds decision to OK guns, but ban wooden shoes

Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead — AP

Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children — Reuters

Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex — Victoria (BC) Times-Colonis

Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison

Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing — Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Hairdo Kills Mum – Daily Mirror

Husband’s Internet Date Turns out to Be His Wife — PA

Squeaky clean action man dodges bed-hopping invite

Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage — Canadian Press headline

Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero — AP

Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All — Reuters

Source – Caterina

‘Body farm’ owner faces fire

Americans Driven To Suicide By Fear Of Death — Daily Telegraph

Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex

Source – Lotterymoney

What is your favorite weird headline?

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  • Claire Armand

     I wanted to thank you and congratulate you on this blog with me for quite some time. I love the atmosphere there by the color images you have selected, the daily messages … it's part of my bubble and dreams of escape….

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  • Ray Jackson

    hahahaha this is too funny! I love seeing this type of stuff! stupid people cant get any smarter but dummer to make everyone’s day!!

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