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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Bottom Line: Action star Chuck Norris found himself as a part of an attribution meme a few years back. Dozens of websites, video parodies and even a book were produced describing the over the top feats Mr. Norris was capable of performing.

Things you may not have known about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Meme Anatomy: Celebrity, Pop Culture

Urban Dictionary

One Kick Ass Son of a Bitch!

Some random facts about Chuck Norris:

“Alien vs Predator” is an autobiographical depiction of Chuck Norris’ first sexual experience.

While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.

Chuck Norris doesn’t break up with his girlfriends… He punches them in the vagina and they leave.

Chuck Norris had sex with a cigarette machine.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man.

If you were to know Chuck Norris’ true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

A freak accident involving Chuck Norris and a severe thunderstorm turned an ordinary Total Gym (R) into Richard Dean Anderson, star of TV series “MacGyver”. Scholars around the world maintain that this is the only known case of irony that is both situational and dramatic.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is unable to send his roundhouse kicks across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimensions and once, just for fun, roundhouse kicked his own ass…. [link]

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Meme Strength

Video Search Results: 52,600 – 4.5
Photo Search Results: 1,080,000 – 5
Search Volume: 787,000 – 3.5
Blog Search Results: 93,711 – 4
News Search Results: 9,200 – 5

Overall [rating:4.4]

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